PMS

It sucks! Especially when I feel fat and all I want to do is eat. My husband is suppose to be bringing home banana split, but he's freakin' taking forever and it's after 9 pm already. I know I shouldn't eat after a certain time, but dang it, I so need something sweet. On top of my cravings, I have a headache. Some people would think that my symptoms are signs of pregnancy. No way...I'm totally PMSing. I can cry and laugh at the same time. Just a while ago, I was screaming at the top of my lungs watching the NBA finals, screaming for the LA Lakers. Now, I'm watching the 40 Year Old Virgin. After a week or so of PMS, eating a lot, and bloating, I'm going to have to hit the gym double time just to keep off the pounds of fat I acquired during PMS. I swear, sometimes it sucks to be a woman.